I wanted to be funny today. To dazzle you with my wit and humour. Unfortunately, I’m overcome with cravings and had something else entirely on my mind. So, I decided to forego the 23 Things You Never Want To Hear While Having Sex With Someone, and bypass the The 23 All-Time Best Ways Your Faithful Narrator Has Embarrassed Herself In Public and bring you, instead:
The Top 23 Things I Would Eat Right Now If It Weren’t Lent**:
- Ricotta filled canoli from San Remo’s Bakery in Kensington, CT
- Ricciarelli (Italian almond cookies) from San Remo’s
- Chocolate Macarons from Mrs. London’s in Saratoga Springs, NY
- My Favorite Fudgy Brownies
- Grande Coffee Frappucino Light with No Whip and A Caramel Drizzle from SBUX
- A box of Hot Tamales
- A box of stale Peeps…the yellow chicks
- A pint of premium coffee ice cream
- A dozen Neiman Marcus chocolate chip cookies hot out of the oven
- Lemon Poppyseed cake
- Chocolate Chip Banana Nut Bread
- Churros from Veira’s Bakery in Pasco, WA
- Rice Krispy Crack from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Seattle, WA
- A Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Caramel coated apple from the RMCF
- Sea-salted caramels from Boehms in Poulsbo, WA
- An entire Toblerone bar (the big one, not the bullshit tiny one they sell at the movies)
- A King-Size Chunky bar (OR a Cadbury Fruit and Nut Bar)
- A half of a carrot cake.
- A quarter of Aunt Kathy’s Easter cheesecake
- Hand-dipped chocolate covered pretzels
- Earl Grey Truffles from Bright’s Candies in Walla Walla, W
- A box of Nabisco Gingersnaps
- ½ c. of straight, granulated sugar
**The reading of this list may induce Diabetic Coma. Please see your doctor before reading if you have trouble controlling your blood sugar levels.
Little Yawps 
1/2 cup granulated sugar hmmm? I think one best steer right clear of you once Lent is over. You be bouncing off the walls, the street, the sidewalks, the buildings and perhaps even the moon! Love this! So fun!
This post is like porn to me right now.
I feel so sorry for you and Amanda right now. I can’t give up anything or I just find ways to eat it all the time.
I think my butt got bigger, just reading that list though.
I would gladly GIVE UP porn, to have just one thing off of this list right now…
ha! I agree with what Amanda said? Also, did you give up ALL sugar for Lent? You are one brave lady! 🙂
Yep. I gave up all sweet things and desserts. Which is a big deal. I kind of run on dessert. I’ve realized through this Lenten season how really and truly addicted I am to sweets. I could have chosen just candy, or just pie, or just cake, but I would have filled the whole with one of the other things that I didn’t choose, and that defeats the whole purpose. So, in the interest of being true to the effort, it all went. Only a little bit longer until the ‘Ose Orgy!
Ok. I REALLY want to read for first topic!
Why did I read this? WHY? When there is still over a week to go before I can have ANYTHING of the sort?
You read it for the same reason I wrote it, I’m guessing….Self-Torture. Easter is coming!!!!
Oh, Lent. So you decided to go for self-torture, as well as self-deprivation?
Go big or go home, right?